A Song for the 30th Anniversary of the M*A*S*H Finale: “Suicide is Painless”

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It’s a catchy little song, a little wistful, but ultimately upbeat. Who would think that the title of the M*A*S*H theme song is “Suicide is Painless”?

The story goes, according to IMDB that Johnny Mandel came up with the tune for the original M*A*S*H movie, but no one could come up with lyrics.

So, the director’s son, 14-year-old Mike Altman, gave it a try. The music accompanied a scene about a “painless” dentist, so perhaps the Altman boy wasn’t as emo as it might seem. He was simply working out a poem with a given theme and cadence.

It has some poignant lines: “The sword of time will pierce our skin/ It doesn’t hurt when it begins/ But as it works its way on in/ The pain grows stronger, watch it grin."

The father, Robert Altman made around $75,000 to direct the film. It’s estimated that his son has made about $2,000,000 for the song.

It was a number one hit in England.  My sister’s friend did a student exchange in London, and she brought the song back to us on tape.

The tape is long gone, but now I can download it from the M*A*S*H soundtrack on Freegal.

M*A*S*H Finale’s 30th Anniversary: Goodbye, Farewell, and Amen: Theme from M*A*S*H

Where were you almost 30 years ago, on Feb. 28, 1983, when the television show M*A*S*H aired its final episode “Goodbye, Farewell, and Amen”?

I was in a little flea-ridden basement apartment taking a break from studies and grading English compositions during my final semester as an MA in communication studies.

The show had been a constant during my college days. Whatever else happened in our lives, we all stopped at 10:30 and watched the show about reluctant army docs in America’s “forgotten war” in Korea. It shaped our generation’s thoughts about war and the military and foreign policy.

The entire M*A*S*H* soundtrack is available from Freegal.